The health bill

I wrote this earlier today and posted it to my facebook page because I was severely tired of republicans whine-a-thon in their status update. I hope some read it, and realized how dumb they sounded. Anyway... here it is:

"I’m so angry… ARGH. I HATE healthcare. I don’t need coverage, even though I have no job and show up in the emergency room for care without insurance. I don’t care that I’m costing the government and my fellow Americans millions and billions of dollars. I don’t want health insurance!! I don’t want big brother telling me to pay taxes on this bill even though I don’t make over 200k. My friend, Bubba, has epilepsy, but I don’t think he deserves health care because he only has seizures, and that’s not so bad, right? I can’t BELIEVE I can stay on my parent’s insurance plan for three more years, WTF?! This is socialism! This is the beginning of the end, and I swear on my right to carry a gun in public that this bill is signaling the end of days (2012, of course). I cannot believe that there are people out there in support for affordable healthcare; it’s insanity. I’d so much rather the government spend the money on defense, and start some more wars that have no basis. I love when our country goes to war for the wrong reasons! Team America all the way!!

Obama must be the antichrist because he wasn’t born in this country. I just realized it last night when he spoke about the bill that passed. He has come to sink this country into a communist régime and I am starting to compile the necessary items for survival in this new world. I must fend for myself only, and make sure I come out on top and let the others die (especially if that means with holding health insurance from them). I must watch fox news 24/7, because it’s the only one not controlled by the communist media. If you need me, I’ll be hiding in my bomb shelter with some guns, spaghetti-o’s, 400 tapes of recorded Nascar races, a statue of Reagan, 100 cases of Red Dog and a hope that you don’t take me seriously."


In case you lack a brain, I was using satire. I'm glad that this bill passed, because honestly I think everyone deserves health care. Simple as that. I know that a lot of people disagree with me, but I'm entitled to my opinion on my blog. So yeah.

I don't really feel like writing much today. It's kind of rainy and gloomy today, and I'm bored. I have seven more days left....